in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

j5h:

amoyed:

j5h:

precumming:

I feel like everyone has it in their mind that coke is better than Pepsi but if you sit down with an open mind and drink Pepsi it’s so much better

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she has a pepsi cup though 

what do you think she’s saying no to

phil-is-my-cat:

cryonetics:

awesomeandallthat:

markfuckface:

raisedyoufromperdition:

phil-is-my-cat:

dead8ug:

mark-fuckface:

I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear

Sir that is a hamburger.

i think this is the best post ever ok

WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN 

i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang

are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or

…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?

iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME

phil-is-my-cat:

cryonetics:

awesomeandallthat:

markfuckface:

raisedyoufromperdition:

phil-is-my-cat:

dead8ug:

mark-fuckface:

I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear

Sir that is a hamburger.

i think this is the best post ever ok

WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN 

i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang

are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or

…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?

iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME