in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
i will piss on your sofa
i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass
I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear
Sir that is a hamburger.
i think this is the best post ever ok
WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN
i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang
are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or
…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?
iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME